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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .
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ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
\nCOSTELLO: Thanks. I\u2019m setting up an office in my den and I\u2019m thinking about buying a computer.
\nABBOTT: Mac?
\nCOSTELLO: No, the name\u2019s Lou.
\nABBOTT: Your computer.
\nCOSTELLO: I don\u2019t own a computer. I want to buy one.
\nABBOTT: Mac?
\nCOSTELLO: I told you, my name\u2019s Lou.
\nABBOTT: What about Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
\nABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: I don\u2019t know. What will I see when I look out the windows?
\nABBOTT: Wallpaper.
\nCOSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
\nABBOTT: Software for Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
\nABBOTT: Office.
\nCOSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
\nABBOTT: I just did.
\nCOSTELLO: You just did what?
\nABBOTT: Recommend something.
\nCOSTELLO: You recommended something?
\nABBOTT: Yes.
\nCOSTELLO: For my office?
\nABBOTT: Yes..
\nCOSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
\nABBOTT: Office.
\nCOSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
\nABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
\nCOSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I\u2019m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
\nABBOTT: Word.
\nCOSTELLO: What word?
\nABBOTT: Word in Office.
\nCOSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
\nABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
\nCOSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
\nABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue \u2018W\u2019.
\nCOSTELLO: I\u2019m going to click your blue W\u2019 if you don\u2019t start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
\nABBOTT: Yes, you want RealOne.
\nCOSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
\nABBOTT: RealOne.
\nCOSTELLO: If it\u2019s a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
\nABBOTT: Of course.
\nCOSTELLO: Great! With what?
\nABBOTT: RealOne.
\nCOSTELLO: OK, I\u2019m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
\nABBOTT: You click the blue \u20181\u2019.
\nCOSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
\nABBOTT: The blue \u20181\u2019.
\nCOSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
\nABBOTT: The blue \u20181\u2019 is RealOne and the blue \u2018W\u2019 is Word.
\nCOSTELLO: What word?
\nABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
\nCOSTELLO: But there\u2019s three words in \u2018office for windows\u2019!
\nABBOTT: No, just one. But it\u2019s the most popular Word in the world.
\nCOSTELLO: It is?
\nABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren\u2019t many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
\nCOSTELLO: And that word is real one?
\nABBOTT: RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn\u2019t even part of Office.
\nCOSTELLO: STOP! Don\u2019t start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: That\u2019s right. What do you have?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
\nABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer
\nCOSTELLO: What\u2019s bundled with my computer?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
\nABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
\nCOSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
\nABBOTT: One copy.
\nCOSTELLO: Isn\u2019t it illegal to copy money?
\nABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
\nCOSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
\nABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
\nA FEW DAYS LATER . .
\nABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
\nCOSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
\nABBOTT: Click on \u2018START\u2019…….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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